//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 39
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
// Magic. Do not touch.
Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);
throw up; //ha ha
// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this
// if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to work
// Houston, we have a problem
